TLA WTF?

October 6th, 2007
by Mike Timble

TLA

I should really be in bed. Somehow Icame across this Myspace page dedicated to Titanic Love Affair. What’s that about?

I think most of you know of my disdain for most rock and roll, or more accurately, guitar-based “alternative” rock. I mean, if you have to listen to guitars, it had better be something  meaty like Black Sabbath, Judas Priest, Big Black, etc. Honestly, I had never heard, or listened to TLA before, but I was pretty impressed with “Planet Strange” and the cover of Carole Kings “It’s Too Late.”

So going back to my original question. What’s the background on this page? Whom is behind it? Does Lars (and the rest of the former band) know he/they are being stalked?

Here is the link:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=61383489

Leroy on Youtube

October 5th, 2007
by Mike Timble

For some reason, I did a search on Youtube for Leroy Bach.

Here is some video that I found, recorded at The Rainbo in Chicago.

Here is the link. Perhaps someone else knows how to post this properly so the video player pops up. I’m actually too lazy to figure it out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KQU9yXzwdk

Now This Is Some Classic TSG

October 5th, 2007
by Donnie Awful

McCrap

Mr. Swiv Goes to Champaign

October 3rd, 2007
by Mike Timble

The Daily Illini hosted the Illini Media Hall of Fame dinner on September 15, and I took a day off to attend the dinner. It was fun to get out of Chicago for the day and see C-U again.

I got a chance to skate the skateboard park in Champaign. Which, by the way, isn’t that well constructed and is only marginally fun.

The whole thing was pretty cool. Author Dave Eggers (A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, McSweeneys) did a reading and presentation and was inducted into the Hall of Fame. Eggers was inducted along with Gene Shalit, Larry Doyle (The Simpsons, Beavis & Butthead, Spy Magazine) and Robert Novak (The Prince of Darkness, Sun-Times political columnist), among others.

Dinner was great and then most of us went to The Esquire for further conversation and beverages.

Downtown Champaign has changed dramatically. I barely recognize it. It looks grownup. I was really impressed.

My brother Steve, Phil Rockrohr and Mark Royko (all former DI) all pussed out on me, despite my constant begging to go down.  PANSIES!

Last year, by coincidence, The Didgits played down there. Randy Gawlik and Scary came into town. My brother Steve attended. And we had the honor of hanging out with Lars. That was incredibly fun. This year was not so eventful. I kept hoping I would run into Don or Lars, but it didn’t happen. Oh well…it was fun anyways.

Watch Leroy on TV Friday Night

October 3rd, 2007
by Mike Timble

Leroy will be on The Late Show with David Letterman on Friday night.

Leroy has joined Iron & Wine for their upcoming tour and they will be on Letterman Friday night. Actually, it was taped this past Monday but airs Friday.

I know all this because Iron & Wine’s manager, Howard,  is our neighbor. His daughter plays with my daughter. His wife and my wife talk shit about us behind our backs and, actually, right to our faces.

I guessIron & Wine needed another multi-instrumentalist and my neighbor Howard thought of Leroy and by chance, he was not presently engaged and decided to join up.  I don’t know if it’s a longterm thing or not.

Other interesting former C-U music people living on my street are Phil Rockrohr and Brian Krumm of The Great Crusades, a band whom Brian Leach is a member.

www.ironandwine.com

www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/show_info/pants/

Stomping With A Jackboot On The Line Between “Clever” and “Stoopid”

September 19th, 2007
by Donnie Awful

Let It Be (A Lame Attempt At Humor)

…relive those glorious memories HERE

Breeder

September 4th, 2007
by Randy

Simon

Man this site is dead. Am I the only one posting here? Well here’s some news. We just had a baby on Saturday the 1st. His name is Simon Gawlik, 7lbs 10 ounces. Wahoo!

And because the hack is gone… this post was made by Randy, wait for it…. Gawlik.

I am the King of the fish.

August 20th, 2007
by Randy

About three years ago I asked Rick for permission to use a Didjits tune (any one) in a promotional video for Cold War Skateboards that was going to be included on a DVD being given away to subscribers of a skateboard magazine called Concrete Wave. He said it was OK, but then I didn’t end up using a song. Three years later we got a last minute call to be included on the 2007 DVD. We didn’t have anything ready, so we went out and shot some footage for about three hours one Sunday, and I spent the next three nights after work looking at old footage, cataloging, digitizing, and editing. It was actually nice to have such a tight deadline since it prevented me from spending too much time on it. Anyway, here it is, and Rick, I hope it’s still OK to use a Didjits song.

A question has been answered, my life is almost complete

August 1st, 2007
by steveb

Many, many years ago, when dinosaurs roamed the land and The Farmboys were a common name around the fiefdom of Champaign and Urbana, I heard a song. “That’s when I reach for my revolver,” would ring thru my head. Sweet baby jesbu, The Farmboys have a hit! Then around ‘97 I heard it again. This time it was Moby. Moby, covering a Farmboys song. Maybe Pink Floyd was right, and pigs do fly. Finally, a few weeks ago, while building a shed, a friend popped in a Mission of Burma CD, it was good, But then, the song, again. It had found me.

So I am happy. But I’ll be happier when I can find the Galva beat-up mix and the Secret Goldfish bootleg cassettes. There’s also that Timble tickle tape.

Noted Collector Timble Sells Pornography Collection for Over $52 Million

July 31st, 2007
by steveb

swiv_chain.jpg ye_olde_porne.jpg

Bangkok, Thailand. In an unusual sale that gave pornography collectors cause for celebrating, Sotheby’s sold 43 shipping container boxes of pornography, out of 49 offered, for $52.4 Million. The pornography was offered for sale by noted porn collector M.V. Timble, and purchased by an anonymous buyer. The dirty pictures zoomed to new auction records. The unsold shipping containers reportedly contained erotica too disturbing for auction attendees.

Shattering pornography records is nothing new for Timble. He now has four of the top 10 most expensive pornography collections sold at auction, ahead of Larry Flint with three.

After the auction Timble explained, ”I am an avid collector of all genres of the industry, including circus freak sex, geriatric toon porn, transvestite vegetable rodeos, butt-cam documentaries, clown erotica, nineteenth century bondage porn, Tijuana ‘dog and pony’ shows, and even many fetish categories. “I love it all….straight sex doesn’t even raise my eyebrows anymore,” Timble said. “Pornography not only makes my feelings of self-loathing subside a bit, it fulfills me — accumulating filthy porn is the only thing that gives me any satisfaction in life.”

Although renowned as a collector of fine pornography, Mr. Timble is less well known as an erotic photographer and producer of pornography in his own right. Starting in his teenage years, Timble began what has grown to become a line of over 650 pornographic self-portraits. Although the collection has been offered for sale on several occasions, it has failed to attract a buyer.

In November 2005 his portfolio entitled The Mason Ruth Years fetched a very respectable $4.2 million at a Christie’s auction (although the naughty pictures themselves were less than respectable). Most recently, Timble’s hauntingly disturbing Ground Round Clown series was shown to critical acclaim at the Bellagio Gallery of Fine Art in Las Vegas. Timble also stars in his own line of “how to” and “do it yourself” sex DVDs and CD-ROMs.

Timble is also the founder and director of the Pornographia Society, a philanthropic body established to subsidize raunchy porn and defend against legal challenges to obscenity.

Timble’s estranged wife did not immediately return calls for an interview for this article.

(note: I was sent this to post for Timble, I should have done it sooner, but I was busy masturbating to my new collection of porn)